welcome to the dark side >:3
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why me?
or, reasons i might have sent you this website.
if you are reading this then the most likely explanation is that i have sent you a link to this website. and you trusted me enough to open the link, and bam! now youre reading this and youre wondering, "wow, very cool web design, i wish this person could make my website", and the answer is YES i can! (but you probably wouldnt want me to)
but that is totally not important right now you think, "what kinda kinky shit is this" you wonder, and the answer we will get to in due time, but we have even more important things to talk about! why did i send you this website? check out this shmancy chart i made:
| if... | then.... | unless... | because... |
| im talking to you on grindr | i want you to see my nudes | you dont like nudity | i think boundaries are important |
| we're having sex | i want you to understand me better | this weirds you out | it is pretty weird to be fair |