welcome to the dark side >:3
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why me?
or, reasons i might have sent you this website.
if you are reading this then the most likely explanation is that i have sent you a link to this website. and you trusted me enough to open the link, and bam! now youre reading this and youre wondering, "wow, very cool web design, i wish this person could make my website", and the answer is YES i can! (but you probably wouldnt want me to)
but that is totally not important right now you think, "what kinda kinky shit is this" you wonder, and the answer we will get to in due time, but we have even more important things to talk about! why did i send you this website? check out this shmancy chart i made:
| if... | then.... | unless... | because... |
| im talking to you on grindr | i want you to see my nudes | you dont like nudity | i think boundaries are important |
| we're having sex | i want you to understand me better | this weirds you out | it is pretty weird to be fair |
| we're just friends | either i really trust you, or i want to be more than friends | you dont want to be more than friends | i still appreciate the relationship we already have |
| you dont know me | someone else sent you this | you found it online | i probably put in on mastodon |
| you're noemi, my fiance | i love you so much <3 | no exceptions | no explanation needed <3 |
if you dont find yourself in any of these categories, please reach out and tell me how you found this, contact info is here.